The video begins showing Zoe looking in to it. She can be seen sitting against a white wall with a picture frame hanging on it containing an aerial photograph of the O2 Arena in London, England. She has the SCW World Heavyweight Championship on her left shoulder, which she adjusts with her left arm while holding the recording device with her right hand.
“Hey everyone,” she begins, smiling at the camera. “I’m recording this on my iPhone, so apologises that the quality isn’t like oh-my-god-super-amazing-HD or whatever. It’s a little past eleven pm and I’m still in the O2 Arena. I found this cute little office while I was looking for somewhere to be alone for a bit, so I figured I’d sit in here and record a video for you guys.”
She turns the phone around, videoing the office quickly before pointing it back toward herself. “So, I’ve been getting all kinds of requests the last few weeks since I posted up a few videos on my website asking me when I was going to do more, and I’m not normally a video-recording type of person but I figured what the hell, right? I definitely feel like I need to talk about what happened tonight, and so I thought I’d try and talk to you guys,” she explains before shrugging her shoulders and then looking at her title. There’s a smile on her face that’s immediately evident the moment that she looks at the belt on her shoulder, and she tries to hide it a little as she looks back toward the camera. “So, you guys won’t have seen Breakdown already when I’m recording this because it’s like eleven pm here, which means it’s like six pm on the East Coast, and the show doesn’t air until like eight I think, so there are a few hours yet. I’m probably not going to post this until tomorrow anyway though, but just in case you’ve not seen Breakdown yet: SPOILER ALERT!”
“I came here tonight to London not expecting to be competing, but you guys know me by now. Every show I go to I intend to do something that’ll steal the show and have the world talking about me the next morning, and tonight I guess I kind of did that... but not in the way I would normally have liked,” she says before shaking her head. “I can already guess you’re all going to be asking what the hell was with the Bra and Panties match tonight. The truth is I’m a little annoyed about it right now. I know what Alex is trying to do, I get that it’s like if we want to act like prima donnas then he’s going to treat us like prima donnas, but that doesn’t stop it being annoying and embarrassing. Like seriously, who made him our dad? Actually, scratch that. I’m pretty sure my dad doesn’t want to see me in a bra and panties. You know, he’s not a Redneck and his last name isn’t Kissinger, so... you know. I guess that makes Alex like a weird perverted uncle or something? Whatever, the point is it wasn’t what I came here for tonight, but London? You’re welcome. You got to see the two greatest female wrestlers in the world competing tonight and ripping each other’s clothes off. Even if you hated the rest of the show, you so got like twice your money’s worth with that, right?”
She laughs and slowly shakes her head. “So yah, little bit annoyed to have to have gone through that, and next time Alex wants to teach me a lesson in some weird parental way maybe he can just stick to spanking me in private? I would totally do that before I got in the ring in my bra and panties again. That’s TWICE now I’ve had to compete in those matches and seriously, that’s two times too many! Whatever, you all got a kick out of it and I guess it was kind of fun flaunting it in front of the world... and I mean it was more fun doing it with Regan than with some weird guy in women’s underwear, so that was an improvement. Not that it was really fun... you know what I mean, right?” she asks before rolling her eyes. “Anyway, while you’re probably all talking about THAT what I want to talk about is what happened at the end of the show. Brittany Lohan came out and was running her mouth about how she wants to be feared? Like, seriously? The only thing scary about Brittany is her face... and the veins in her arms. I hate GUYS with like crazy big arms where you can see the veins; it’s even fuglier on girls.”
She laughs again before smiling at the camera. “Brit can want to be feared all she likes, but I proved tonight that I’m not scared of her, and unlike her I don’t need to jump somebody from behind, I can walk up and look them in the eyes first. But for a girl who really likes jumping people from behind I wonder how Brit felt about being jumped from behind by Regan. Do you think she’s going to cry another river on Twitter now and block Regan as well if Regan says nasty things about her? That’s one benefit of Brittany being the biggest crybaby bitch on the planet – at least now I don’t have to read all her comments crying about what happened. But seriously, Brit, I know you’re probably out there right now watching this video and the veins on your creepy arms are probably throbbing in rage but let me just say one thing. You can block me on Twitter when I hurt your little feelings, and you can talk about wanting to be ‘feared’ all you want – although we both know that’s bullshit, but I’ll talk more about that one closer to Taking Hold of the Flame – but what happened tonight? That was Regan and me putting you in your place. I intend to put you there permanently at Taking Hold of the Flame. And when I do, sweetie, then I’ll go on to Rise to Greatness and you’ll go on posting pictures of yourself trying to look sexy and failing miserably, while I do it effortlessly. Besides, nobody wants to see manly girls in their bras anyway!”
She laughs again before shuddering a little at the thought, and smirking at the camera. “Enough about Brittany the Man-Beast, let’s talk quickly about the last week. I’ve got to say guys it was SO much fun being in the UK for the last week, I actually really enjoyed meeting all the guys and girls who came out to get autographs from David and me at the sessions we did, and the guy who slipped his number to me? That was really cute, but sorry sweetie, my boyfriend is way cuter. Total blast being in England though. David and me did some publicity stuff for SCW that I’m going to post videos of when I get back home, so watch out for them, and the next stop on the crazy whirlwind of adventure that is my second SCW World title reign is Supreme Saturday, facing Katie Steward of all people. Totally psyched about that guys, I’ll definitely be posting a blog at some point soon talking about it, so keep an eye out for that as well. And... yah, that’s it I think. So to all the people asking when I’d post another video... here you go. Hope you enjoyed. And to everybody else, I’m going to keep on flaunting it, and if you don’t like it, just be jealous!”
She smiles at the camera again and points at the title on her shoulder before giggling a little. “See you all soon guys.”
She kisses the camera before smiling again and the video ends.